John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices a little girl on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to her and says, “What’s in the box?” The girl says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.” Kerry laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?” “Democrats,” the girl replies. “Oh that’s cute,” he says and goes on his way.

A few days later, John Kerry comes by with his buddy Ted Kennedy and he spies the same little girl with her box. He says, “You gotta check this out. Look in the box, Teddy, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they are.”

The little girl replies, “They’re Republicans.” “Whoa!” John Kerry says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What’s up?”

“Well,” the girl explains, “their eyes are open now.”


~ by Vaughan on August 5, 2004.

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